On the way to the car, he dumped a bunch of trash on the ground and proceeded to pee on it. We went on a couple dates and all seemed normal and I started to like her. And it was only 15 minutes later when the waiter came up to me and asked: Turns out, he had other plans. It sounded dubious, so out came the journalist in me, and after a lot of probing about why he'd moved so swiftly, the story came flooding out.
Said off-cuts were two pigs heads, which he'd put in his housemate's bed for him to find on his return home.
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It was a blind date, friend of a friend situation. I tried to seem cool and calm, with my car halted in the middle of the junction. I eventually got caught by the cops and I had to spend a good 20 minutes explaining to them the situation and how I was in no way involved in her crack cocaine dealing ring. The rest of the walk back was spent listening to him talk about how he and his friends always do that between shovelling pieces of smoked salmon in his mouth. When it comes to dating - sometimes you win some, sometimes you lose some, and sometimes you get some - right?